The Chicago White Sox are World Series champs for the first time since 1917. As a Cubs fan, I couldn't feel happier for my fellow Sox loving South Side white trash brethren. The greatest night in the life of the Greatest City in America got started with an incredible play by Juan Uribe to end Game 4 of the Series. God, I love baseball....
Anyway, I am getting melodramatic and overly serious. I WIPED MYSELF WITH A NEWSPAPER!!!!!! (Discuss.)
And now, for homework:
Stat: I'm failing that class....WHY?????????!!!!!!
HL Math: IA due Monday
Bio: Bodies field trip tomorrow....SWEET!
Theatre Arts: SHUT UP!
HOA: Oodles and oodles of extra credit available....I'm dressing up as J. Edgar Hoover for Halloween!
English (Minor): Timed writings....ugh.....
MUN: SMMUN Saturday, but now that me and Puppeteer aren't working together, all hell will break loose. Damn you PAM!!!!
Take it easy, folks. And now, back by popular demand, another insensitive (yet inoffensive) comment:
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?"
"I dunno."
"A canoe eventually tips." (props to Weintraub on that one)
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